New Rankings.
Marsh's Top Ten
1. Alabama-Biggest surprise of the week, I know.
2. Oregon-The BCS screwed them like an easy formal date, but rest assure they will be back to number 2 pretty shortly.
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| Seems like CK and SVP are starting a band |
3. Kansas State-Colin Klein's building up his resume for Heisman. And he very well could win...even if he could fit the trophy into his cargo shorts.
4. Florida-Not sold on them at all. Their A&M win would look more solid had A&M not got into a 120 point shooting match with LA Tech. But whatever, the guidos of the SEC live to fight another week.
5. Notre Dame-The way ND is playing this year would probably make Richard Dawkins believe in God. There had to be a higher power on that goal line stance, right? Also, Manti Te'o is easily the most exciting defensive player this year.
6. Oregon State-Even with 8 wives, BYU got more Beaver then they can handle this week.
7. Oklahoma-The only time OU looked bad Saturday is when ABC showed Toby Keith on the sideline. And even though the "Belldozer" nickname is about as cool as a Hoobastank cd, he's gonna be pretty valuable asset down the line this season.
8. LSU-They just aren't as fun without the Honey Badger.
9. USC-If they want to win the PAC 12 they're gonna have to beat Oregon twice. Yeah, not gonna happen.
10. Mississippi State-Not sure how good they really are if Manny Diaz came from here...but I guess we will see.
Heisman Rankings
1. Colin Klein
2. Geno Smith
3. Manti Te'o
4. Cursing UT girl
BCS Predictions
Rose-USC-Nebraska (adv. USC)
Orange-FSU-Louisville (adv. people who watch another game)
Sugar-Florida-OU (adv. OU)
Fiesta-Kansas State-Notre Dame (adv. KSU)
BCS-Bama-Oregon (adv. Bama)
Brownie’s Real Top Ten
1. Bama – As a pretend sports writer, they are really boring to write
about. I mean barring some unforeseen, unfortunate nuances (my big word of the
day) they won’t be challenged by anyone but LSU and the winner of the East.
They probably won’t lose until they play K-State and the not douchey
slightly
retarded looking second coming of Tim Tebow. Yeah. I’m calling it.
2. Oregon – Still waiting on that flying V…
3. K-State – the fact that they are this high is hilariously awesome.
They are for real though. Iowa State was no joke, and Klein has to be the
toughest player in the country to game plan for. I mean he’s a good enough
passer, and what he lacks in actual athleticism, he makes up for in creativity
and phenomenal football IQ. Klein is the token white football player and I love
him for that.
4. Florida – God I hate that they are this high. That defense is
unreal though.
5. Notre Dame – (crying as I write this)
6. LSU – Still overrated, but nobody is beating them at home this
year. You just don’t win in Death Valley.
7. Oregon State – This one just makes me happy. Who doesn’t love a
nice beaver.
8. Oklahoma – after that beatdown of UT and K-State eclipsing the
top-3 plateau, turns out they might actually be pretty good. God I hate OU.
9. USC – hangin around..
10. South Carolina – The cocks went soft against LSU
Brownie’s Heisman Race
Geno – Still in the lead just because of the amazing numbers he put
up early. The lead is shrinking though.
(Louie) CK – Klein is my favorite non-TCU player in the country.
Manti Teo – (swallowing sadness)
De’Anthony Thomas – still exciting, but more and more expendable
Devonte Fields – you laugh but this guy is phenomenal. Its early
but he has the potential to be the best defensive end to ever come through TCU.
That’s high fucking praise.
The Classic Butt Chug
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