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Notre Dame Fans: Here are 5 reasons why people hate you

5. Jimmy Clausen-stop treating this guy like a God. He has had fair success playing a mediocre schedule. Clausen is one of the more annoying players in recent college football memory. He is also a huge guido who jerks off the axe shower gel for his pre-game ritual. He some how out-douches Brady Quinn, who by the way spray tans and appears on body building magazines...and how 'bout that amazing pro-career he has going? The only thing good about him is his STD filled Jersey Trash of a sister. 

4. Rudy-The movie is just okay. All of you act the it should be up with The Godfather and Citizen Kane as the greatest movie of all  time. I mean seriously, all that build up and hard work for one play? It would've been a lot easier for Rudy, who may or may not have been autistic to simply apply For the Make a Wish Foundation. 

3. We Don't Recruit "Thugs"-Your best player's name is Golden Tate. It sounds like porno that takes place on a bridge. And maybe you should recruit these hoodrats, because USC takes the cream of the crop from the Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, and even those crazy Pacific Islanders( wielding flaming spears and war paint on signing day and beat you every year. Take notes...thugs need love too. 

2. We Don't Need a Fucking Conference! We're NOTRE FUCKING DAME!-Enough said. 

1. The name, Notre Dame-Yes your history is impressive. But you can't talk about the past forever. You brag about all the Heisman winners you have, sadly most of them played in leather Helmets. But you're right I guess, any team with four loses every year should go play in a BCS game! 

At the end of the day it's like a nice orgasmic threesome, the media maybe sucking your dick, but your still getting pounded in the ass by your opponents. (Imagine this happening to Lou Holtz...it's a lot funnier) 

-The Marsh.