The Post that Shocked the World. TCU is #1, Florida is #4 and Andrew Lucke is the next Brett Farve

The Top 10 Week 12

1. TCU-I don't care you if you don't agree, because you clearly haven't watched this team play better than anyone in the country. Utah coach said this Frog team is the best he's ever played. That includes last years Alabama who barely lost to the national champion Gators in the regular season. 
2. Alabama-The Mark Ingram show continues. 
3. Texas-Mack Brown should probably focus more on playing the Aggies at Kyle Field than playing politician and trying to lobby non-AQ teams out of a BCS National Championship (mainly TCU). Is someone scared they are no longer the best team in the Lonestar Star State? 
4. Florida-Tebow and company kiss their crosses nightly and  are "Keeping the Faith" that they will squeak into Pasadena on a wing and prayer. 
5.Cinci-Well they're good, but they play Pitt. They're better. Bye Bye BCS. 
6. Boise State-Teddy Roosevelt couldn't lobby for this team. Blue fields and potatoes really just aren't appealing
7. Georgia Tech-Probably the quietest team in the country. No one has been talking about them. People should be worried. 
8. Pitt-Will beat Cinci and go to a BCS. And likely lose. But hey, they beat the number #1 team in the country according to Lou Holtz. 
9. Clemson-Lost the TCU and a few others early on, but they have had one of the best second halves in College Football. Thanks to Heisman worthy CJ Spiller. 
10. Stanford-After TCU, probably the hottest team in College Football. They've shocked the world by beating Oregon and USC in back to back weeks. (By the way since 2001 USC has lost twice at home...both to it's smarter NorCal brother, Stanford. Also if Andrew Lucke doesn't win a Heisman before he goes to the NFL, I will give Tim Tebow a rimjob. He makes those Asian women  in Palo Alto say "me so  hornny"

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