10/05

This blog is basically a humorous rant on the world of sports. It's more or less everything you joke about with your friends. But in a gay blog. 

For my first article, nothing too clever just a top ten. 

1. Florida-pretty typical, but without the Virgin Mary Tebow, they could blow their title hopes. 

2. Texas-If Colt keeps eating those pb and js, consider him the best quarterback in the 4th grade

3. Alabama- Possibly the best team in the SEC, but deciding the best team in the SEC in October is like picking which Florida State cheerleader won't have herpes at the end of the season

4. LSU-High chance of upset down the line for these cajun bastards 

5. Virginia Tech-Close calls, but still the most dominant team in the ACC

6. TCU-Call me bias, but the Horned Frogs are one of the most successful football teams of the last few years. 

7. Miami-impressive wins so far, but let's wait until the parole hearings turn out (see also LSU) 

8. USC-Always seem to have the coaching and talent to go the BCS title game every year, but always find a way to lose to a shitty team. They're like your badass friend who slays amazing pus like it's his job, but then gets gonorrhea from a fat chick and ruins his chances for the rest of the semester.

9. Ohio State-A great team to like and a fun family atmosphere for games. Fans are well mannered and of high intelligence. Hope sarcasm is detected. 

10. Boise State-They're like the little awkward kid in college who once did an amazing keg stand at a party three years ago, and use it to justify the reason why they should always attend the biggest parties without any questions asked. And when they don't get invited, they go to another party, make an ass of themselves and yet still complain why they weren't invited to the big party.