SMU Blows.

Reason Number 1:

June Jones. 

Think this is cool? You should see all the dead women in my apt.

Some people think Lane Kiffin is an undeserving piece of shit...but he's nothing compared to June Jones. People griped when teams like Utah, TCU, and Boise made BCS games as non-AQ teams... However, no BCS game has been more lopsided than Georgia-Hawaii in 2008. It wasn't even fun to watch after the first quarter. Colt Brennan aka Capt. Date Rape is also the most overrated piece of shit to ever step foot on a field. Bottom line: June is a sleazy ass motherfucker and a down right piece of shit.

Reason Number 2: 
Garrett Gilbert 

DARN!

Ryan Leaf continues to show us how peaking at greatness in college football can really fuck you up. Gilbert may show us that peaking in high school can really, really fuck you up. Sure he did pretty well after Colt's pity party in the National Championship, but Gilbert is no doubt one of the biggest busts this side of JaMarcus Russell and Sam Bowie. He's made David Ash and Case "Beauty Face" McCoy look like John Elway. Sure you can blame Greg Davis and June Jones for not developing him right, but sometimes that can be like teaching calculus to a Kardashian.

Reason Number 3: 

The Student Body

"Hey at least I looked fly in my mugshot. Southern Tide mutha fucka" 

The Students-Dear god. I'm pretty much speechless when it comes to this. Talk about an entire student body that tries to hard. Whether it's trying to be Lindsay Lohan and snapping pictures of themselves snorting blow or driving G Wagons with obnoxious vanity plates...and that's just the guys...the student body just tries too hard to be cool. We all know the best way to go about your drug problem is hide to it and then let it shock the world when the TCU police and FW Media want to swallow their own cum and expose the "Crisis". 

Reason Number 4:
Queen James. 

The moment in which he realized his failure at life. 

Craig James-It's almost unfair because he's such an idiot. He helped ruin SMU's program in the 80s and more recently ruined Texas Tech's program because he was butt hurt that his son sucked and thus used what little bureaucratic power he had at ESPN to help get Leech fired. Craig James is just another example of the school being full of shitheads. He's failed as a player, father, person, analyst, and now politician. Now that's a combo. 

Reason Number 5:
Shit Like This. 

speechless. 

Storming and stomping on our field last year-Really? I really wish I would've seen someone get knocked out doing that. Even it was an 80 pound blonde girl. And then they lingered on it for the better half of the day. I get that your stadium is about as fun as taking a bath with your dad, but please get off of ours ya punks. 

Reason Number 6:

This Guy. 

Watch out. The SMU Milfhunter is on the prowl. 

Reason Number 7: 

This Girl. 

Her mouth. Open all day. 

Reason Number 8: 

Ponies

Pony. People can make fun of the Frog all they want (even though it's a lizard). But truth be told, there are some cool Frogs out there. Kermit. The WB frog with the the top hat. But horses? Ponies? Nah. Lame. 

Reason Number 9. 

This Sign. 

Alright Big D, you can take them.. 

Reason Number 10: 

Media Whores.