This is probably the gayest article I've written, yet the most necessary. What's your favorite?
First Place, "The Flying TCU"
If I could use one word to describe Mr. Pachall, it would be bold and this haircut is about as bold as it gets. First off, it makes him look like the extra member of Color-Me-Bad and gives real major props to the decade he grew up in...the 1990s. But what makes this haircut so bold is that Pachall, being the Quarterback of TCU and thus the face of the school, shaves a logo that is utterly despised by TCU big whigs. In fact, they'll even try and put their lawyer pants on and sue your ass for putting it on something nowadays. The "Flying TCU" is an awesome logo and is a youthful favorite. It's not only badass because it's retro, it's badass because it's badass. In my opinion aside from the 2009 pro-combat black helmets, it's the only logo that should ever be on a helmet "Frogless". Not too many people who were not TCU alumni or currently in the greek system knew about the logo. It's ballsy not only in style, but also a serves as a big "fuck you" to the copyright of the logo and proves Pachall is truly a man of the people.
It's also an easy first place because it has the number "4" shaved on the other side. All around win.
Second Place, "The Joker Shag"
The haircut evokes a favorite movie character of us all in Heath Ledger. The grimy and greasy look also defines Pachall's personality and with his arm sleeve, it made him look like a stone cold killer.
It's his unluckiest cut though as he's donned it in the losses to Baylor and SMU.
Third Place, "The Clean Cut"
Nobody likes being in trouble. Especially after assholes like Ryan Osbourne and Bailey McGowan ruin your summer of fun in the sun with old news. There was never a point for those two wannabee Jeff Daniels motherfuckers to out Pachall like that. But props to Casey for biting the bullet and having to don the more media friendly cut.
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