COW-Whoop! There it is-Aggie Billboard in Gainesville


Whoop! There it is! 

We put the Core in Hardcore.

First off, let me just say this is entirely different from the TCU billboard. TCU's was a retaliation from a private donor AFTER we won the Rose Bowl.

But for the Aggies...it's either the most brilliant expression of irony and self parody of all time or the Aggies are just as delusional as we all think. It would be like being invited to the world's best cocktail party after relentlessly begging to get in. Then when it comes time for the party, after bragging to all of your "friends" months before the party and telling them how great it'll be, you show up wearing a t-shirt telling everyone at the party to suck it. 

Rick Perry is breathing a big sigh of relief as his disastrous run for President looks but like a door ding compared to the total car wreck Aggie football is in for in 2012. When Rick Perry ran an anti gay marriage ad looking like Jake and Heath's third wheel, you would've thought it was an SNL skit. Nope. All real. These unknowing demonstrations of self-parody have proven that the group of people the Aggies get the best of are... Aggies. 

I wish I could quit you, Rick 
Don't get me wrong, A&M has wonderful people. Everyone I know that's gone there are very smart, good- hearted people. Their pride for their school and traditions are very admirable. But sometimes this overreaching pride hurts their ability to be rational. 

It is said that pride comes before the fall. The SEC will just pile the dirt into the 6 foot grave that the Aggies have been digging for themselves for years. And Whoop there its is. This week's COW

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