Marsh's Week 2 Top Ten: Bama or USC

Top Ten Week Dos 

Barely missing the cut: TCU, Arkansas, Florida State (kinda, but not really) 

He's the hero Michigan deserves, but not the one it needs right now

10. Georgia-They looked decent most of the game...to Buffalo. 

9. South Carolina-Barely got passed Vandy and very easily could've lost had it not been for an absolutely horrible missed call against Carolina. 

8. Oklahoma-Don't know what looks shittier; The Sooners on Saturday night or a sorority girl the morning after a rave. 

7. Clemson-Dabo is either the coolest or dumbest name I've ever heard...haven't decided yet. Regardless, they beat a solid Auburn team at a neutral site. This is a great rivalry and always a fun one to watch. 

6. Michigan State-Yeah, Boise's not the same Boise. But not allowing a TD to a Chris Peterson offense is pretty impressive. Not to mention Le'veon Bell jolted himself into the Heisman race. It wasn't necessarily the numbers but more so the balls out performance that a true Heisman contender shows. After all He-is-man. Le'veon was the man Friday night. 

5. West Virginia-Geno Smith is the man. Last time a Marshall took that bad of a physical and emotional beating, it was a Tuesday night at Aardvark after many-a-rejections. :(

4. LSU-Not the blowout I thought it was gonna be. Maybe because there weren't any trees blown before hand. Mettenberger will be a solid QB though. 

3. Oregon-If Rooney Mara (or Brooklyn Decker for everyone else...) was a college football uniform, she'd be Oregon Saturday night. In the millions they have in their arsenal, that had to be the best. I hope we see it again this season. From a non-fashion standpoint, they looked just as good. Deanthony Thomas is a badass and Chip Kelly is proving just how good of a coach he is by producing yet another talented quarterback. USC might  will have their work cut out for them 

1. Alabama-Do I have two number ones? Yes. Is it fair? Probably not. But was it fair when LSU and Bama played in the worst NC game of all time? It may be the only time I'll ever say "Hey, is Gilmore Girls on?" again in my life. But Bama impressed. I didn't watch much of the 4th quarter, because between that game and the Texas game I fell asleep. There are a lot of reasons why I have two number 1s, first it's hilarious to make people mad. Two, yes they looked badass...but it's the first game of the season...who knows if it said more about Michigan than Bama. That being said...

1. USC-...they Trojans didn't do anything to lose their number 1 spot. So what they played a team named the Rainbows? So what if Barkley thought they were called the Rain-Bros? USC didn't do anything to hurt themselves in the polls. They didn't lie about running a marathon and they beat a team they should've beat by the amount they should have. USC shares, but keeps the crown this week. And Barkley gets to spend his Labor day Monday hitting the waves, munchin' tacos, and listening to Jack Johnson while he sexes babes all night.

Winners of Week 1. 

Texas State celebrating their win Saturday night. 

Texas State-Yes, Houston is a system team...but a lot of people saw them as a top 40 team. To win your first game as big league team against a pretty successful team is the perfect start for a program. This will be great momentum for them as the Bobcats play The Texas Tech Red Clappers. 

Alabama-Despite beating a Michigan team which no one really knows if they're actually a good team or just an over-hyped off season darling, Bama impressed America Saturday. It's pretty disgusting how good both sides of the line are. AJ is a fairly talented QB, but under the line's protection he looks like Andrew Luck. Bama has perfectly positioned themselves to be a media favorite all year. 

Savannah State-Because of their ability to take a beating and get paid a massive sum of money, they will be soon changing their name to the Savannah State Hookers

Losers of Week 1. 

The B1G-Yeah having power's great, but sometimes you need speed. A fat lady can tackle the gunman during the robbery but when he starts shooting everyone...she's not gonna make it out alive. Aside from Urban's squad, who aren't even eligible, there's no chance in hell a Big 10 team will play for a national title this year. If the thought has crossed your mind, you've been hot boxing too much with Honey Badger. 

Iowa-zzzzzzz

Wisconsin-mediocore-garbage. 

Nebraska-mediocre 

Michigan-Ann Arbor sure is a whore, because she just blue balled an entire fanbase's season. 

Northwestern-Congrats, you beat the 'Cuse by 1. 

Michigan State-Very good...when they're not passing. For those who know Juan Sanfelippe, he could walk on right now and do better. Again-just like Michigan for Bama, who knows how good the Broncos actually are. Keep handing of to Le'veon.
Ohio State-They'd actually be a contender for the BCS...if they were eligible. They proved Saturday that Urban will have them a very scary team when they're allowed to play in the post-season again. 

OU and Texas-Both looked like they gave zero fucks on Saturday. If the Red River Rivalry had been played yesterday, it either would've ended 2-0 or 100-97. Let's hope it meets somewhere in the middle by October. Bernard and I will be at ACL, so likely neither of us will care.

Florida-I never would've expected Muschamp to be a flop. But I'd say he's on the hotseat. 

DeNard-I laughed at you when you said you could outrun Bolt, but I laughed even harder at you Saturday. I don't like tying my shoes either, dude---but I also didn't look like a complete clown Saturday night.

Heisman Contenders 

1. Matt "Bro God" Barkley

2. Geno Smith 

3 (nutha tie). De'Anthony Thomas 

                      Leveon Bell 

4. Marcus Lattimore 

BCS Projections 

Fiesta Bowl-West Virginia vs. Big East Winner (L'Ville?...does anyone care?) 

Sugar Bowl-LSU vs Oklahoma 

Orange Bowl-Clemson vs BYU (yep!)

Rose Bowl-Oregon vs Michigan State

BCS-Bama vs USC