Brownie's Real Top Ten and Heisman Rankings

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 Brownie’s Real Top Ten

1. Bama – There are only so many good things I can say about them before I start to hate myself.

2. LSU – I hate that they are number two with Bama again. It just gives the SEC more reason to act like arrogant prick holes, but alas, with USC’s perennial loss to Stanford the Tigers are the second best team in the nation.

3. Oregon – They just keep on rolling. De’Anthony Thomas is my personal Heisman front-runner.

4. West Virginia – They are going to give Oregon a run for their money in the points scored department this year. They don’t have much defense though.

5. Florida State – Once again, Marsh hates them, but they are pretty stout this year. I don’t really see them losing until they play Clemson. So basically, this week.

6. Georgia – The Dawgs look to be the class of the SEC East

7. Oklahoma – They haven’t really been tested yet.

8. Clemson – I had a hard time with this one, just because I don’t think the ACC deserves to have two teams in the top ten. Look for the loser of the FSU v. Clemson game to drop out next week.

9. South Carolina – The cocks look pretty hard to beat.

10. Stanford – doubt this one will last, but be on the look out for a lot of signs that say

Upset by

Stanford

Cardinal

                                 Brownie's Heisman Watch 

1.      De’Anthony Thomas – This guy reminds me so much of Reggie Bush it’s scary. He won’t lead his team in receiving or rushing but he just does everything. Thomas is magic every time he touches the ball and it doesn’t matter how he gets it.

2.      Geno Smith – He is going to put up enormous numbers this year, and the talent around him is freaky good. We’ll wait until he plays a real defense (UT, OU, TCU) before we decide whether he’s just another system passer.

3.      Collin Klein – Seriously how is this guy not getting more love? He makes K-State very, very relevant; that alone is Heisman worthy.

4.      Jonathan Franklin – this dude is starting to turn some heads, and rightfully so. Through three games his is half way to 1,000 yards.

5.      Matt Barkley – Matt “the Asian boy sex scandal waiting to happen” Barkley has never beaten Stanford.

Pachall is a dark horse in this race and he just barely missed the cut this week, but more big passing efforts and he will start to climb the latter.