Marsh's Crystal Ball for 2011.
Ten Things That Will Happen in the 2011 Season. In order of shock value. And no, Les Miles is not looking through an invisible telescope in that picture.
12. TCU-I think Pachall is going to great...whether it shows this year or not. I think he will be the guy that takes TCU to a National Championship.
10. An SEC Team Will Go to the BCS Title Game, Again-This should come to no shock to anyone. But the reason I have it at number ten, is because I this season could be wackier than the last. Auburn almost lost a few close ones, and I think the SEC will be a lot more evenly spread.
9. Andrew Luck Will Win the Heisman-There will no surprise Cam Newton that comes out of the shadows. This is Luck's award to lose. He has the smarts, leadership, and talent to win this award to win. As well as chance to get into the National Title picture.
8. USC Will go 7-7 Love or hate either of these teams, there's no question the game in they played in 2006 was perhaps one of the best games to ever be played in College Football. Games played in Pasadena just have the kind of magic that's only seen in Houdini's bed. But the programs are need of a change. More on this to come.
7. Nebraska Will Run the New Big Ten-Nebraska is the perfect for the Huskers. As boring and ignorant of a place that Middle America, aka the home of the Big Ten is, it's nevertheless a perfect place for them to succeed. Geographically, and everything else considered. Bo will also be extra excited when he learns that they will make a "Big Ten Champion" sweatshirt.
6. San Diego State Will Make a name for itself-After TCU leaves for the Big East, I think that SDSU will become the next Non-AQ Team to talk about. This could also apply for Tulsa, and yes SMU as other "little guys" that could be looking at BCS game in their near, but not immediate future.
5. Muschamp Will Build Florida Back into a Dynasty-The Gators will barely dodge a BCS game, Muschamp will be loved in Florida. I have to admit, I'm a big Muschamp fan. I really like coaches who are bat-shit crazy. See also Les Miles and Bo Pelini. Muschamp will do great things at Florida whether we love or hate it.
4. Michigan Will Get Back on its feet, kick Ohio States Ass-Like anyone who isn't a fan of a Ohio State, I despise them. I dislike pretty much everything about the Big Ten. And though I don't like Nebraska per-say, I think their fans are actually classy which is much more than I can say about any other Big Ten Team. Michigan, Wisconsin, etc. I mean during the Rose Bowl and girl in her twenties SPIT on me. I would normally find this sexy and she was actually pretty cute, BUT her accent and horrible attire greatly deterred me. I didn't really care to see that famous Wisconsin cheese below the belt either. But the Blue and Gold will be back and either them or Nebraska will be in the Rose Bowl to play Oregon.
3. Too most people's chagrin, Notre Dame will lose a game (or two), but still go to a BCS-. This is the only prediction I hope I get wrong. I don't even wanna imagine them going undefeated.
2. A Non-AQ Team Will go to the BCS Title Game-If this is true, it's 70% likely it'll be Boise. TCU and BSU will both likely be undefeated when they play each other, and since it's at Boise, I think Boise has the edge. Also because they have their Simple Jack doppelganger returning in Kellen Moore. But who knows, everyone thought TCU was gonna blow Boise out in the Fiesta Bowl. And like every other TCU fan I've been craving blood like a Cotex ever since.
But-It's time for a Non-AQ to be on the Big Stage. TCU, Boise and Utah all made this possible. The Fiesta Bowl, not to discredit Boise's win, was simply a non-win situation put together by a bunch of scum bags. But games like Utah-Bama, Boise-OU, and TCU-Wisconsin have proven that one of these mahfks is ready to get into the ring.
I also think the SEC will be very, very competitive and not produce an undefeated time, as will the other conferences. Thus if Boise (or TCU) is undefeated by seasons end. Expect this to happen. However, it will only happen to either of them and no one else. If it happens to say- Tulsa, we won't see this. Boise and TCU have proven themselves to be worthy. I really should've changed to if TCU or Boise goes Undefeated-but it was catchier the way I had it.
1. The Offseason Will Set the Landscape of College Football for the Next Fifteen Years.
Regardless of what happens to the whole BCS debacle, which is frankly dirtier than a Kardashian vagina, the coaching changes made will build the dynasties for the next generation.
9. Andrew Luck Will Win the Heisman-There will no surprise Cam Newton that comes out of the shadows. This is Luck's award to lose. He has the smarts, leadership, and talent to win this award to win. As well as chance to get into the National Title picture.
8. USC Will go 7-7 Love or hate either of these teams, there's no question the game in they played in 2006 was perhaps one of the best games to ever be played in College Football. Games played in Pasadena just have the kind of magic that's only seen in Houdini's bed. But the programs are need of a change. More on this to come.
7. Nebraska Will Run the New Big Ten-Nebraska is the perfect for the Huskers. As boring and ignorant of a place that Middle America, aka the home of the Big Ten is, it's nevertheless a perfect place for them to succeed. Geographically, and everything else considered. Bo will also be extra excited when he learns that they will make a "Big Ten Champion" sweatshirt.
6. San Diego State Will Make a name for itself-After TCU leaves for the Big East, I think that SDSU will become the next Non-AQ Team to talk about. This could also apply for Tulsa, and yes SMU as other "little guys" that could be looking at BCS game in their near, but not immediate future.
5. Muschamp Will Build Florida Back into a Dynasty-The Gators will barely dodge a BCS game, Muschamp will be loved in Florida. I have to admit, I'm a big Muschamp fan. I really like coaches who are bat-shit crazy. See also Les Miles and Bo Pelini. Muschamp will do great things at Florida whether we love or hate it.
4. Michigan Will Get Back on its feet, kick Ohio States Ass-Like anyone who isn't a fan of a Ohio State, I despise them. I dislike pretty much everything about the Big Ten. And though I don't like Nebraska per-say, I think their fans are actually classy which is much more than I can say about any other Big Ten Team. Michigan, Wisconsin, etc. I mean during the Rose Bowl and girl in her twenties SPIT on me. I would normally find this sexy and she was actually pretty cute, BUT her accent and horrible attire greatly deterred me. I didn't really care to see that famous Wisconsin cheese below the belt either. But the Blue and Gold will be back and either them or Nebraska will be in the Rose Bowl to play Oregon.
3. Too most people's chagrin, Notre Dame will lose a game (or two), but still go to a BCS-. This is the only prediction I hope I get wrong. I don't even wanna imagine them going undefeated.
2. A Non-AQ Team Will go to the BCS Title Game-If this is true, it's 70% likely it'll be Boise. TCU and BSU will both likely be undefeated when they play each other, and since it's at Boise, I think Boise has the edge. Also because they have their Simple Jack doppelganger returning in Kellen Moore. But who knows, everyone thought TCU was gonna blow Boise out in the Fiesta Bowl. And like every other TCU fan I've been craving blood like a Cotex ever since.
But-It's time for a Non-AQ to be on the Big Stage. TCU, Boise and Utah all made this possible. The Fiesta Bowl, not to discredit Boise's win, was simply a non-win situation put together by a bunch of scum bags. But games like Utah-Bama, Boise-OU, and TCU-Wisconsin have proven that one of these mahfks is ready to get into the ring.
I also think the SEC will be very, very competitive and not produce an undefeated time, as will the other conferences. Thus if Boise (or TCU) is undefeated by seasons end. Expect this to happen. However, it will only happen to either of them and no one else. If it happens to say- Tulsa, we won't see this. Boise and TCU have proven themselves to be worthy. I really should've changed to if TCU or Boise goes Undefeated-but it was catchier the way I had it.
1. The Offseason Will Set the Landscape of College Football for the Next Fifteen Years.
Regardless of what happens to the whole BCS debacle, which is frankly dirtier than a Kardashian vagina, the coaching changes made will build the dynasties for the next generation.
I think Mac has a few years left in him at Texas, which is where a lot of people think Peterson might end up. I think Mac makes Applewhite Coach in waiting in about 5 years.
But-Lane Kiffin WILL BE FIRED-Chris Peterson-WILL TAKE OVER.
Peterson is by far and away the best choice for USC. His offensive mind isn't for a team like Ohio State. He needs to be in the Pac-12. He needs to be at USC. And if he does go to the BCS Championship, win or lose-if WILL LEAVE BOISE.
Peterson is by far and away the best choice for USC. His offensive mind isn't for a team like Ohio State. He needs to be in the Pac-12. He needs to be at USC. And if he does go to the BCS Championship, win or lose-if WILL LEAVE BOISE.
Kiffin will be mediocre as always and USC won't put up with his shit anymore.
I also think there is a good chance Urban Meyer goes to Ohio State once their whole debacle clears up.
Rankings. Top 12.
11. Wisconsin-Honestly-they were the hottest team in college football at the end of last season. TCU, Auburn, and Oregon all kind of cooled off, but the Sconies rolled. They're gonna bounce back and soar like a girl with an eating disorder on a moon-bounce.
10. Arkansas-Blah, blah blah SEC.
9. Texas A&M-The Core and Rick Perry approve this ranking.
8. Oklahoma State-T Boone approves. And with a 25 year old QB the possibilities are endless.
7. Boise State-We will see everyone's Favorite Needs quarterback does without his favorite target. I'll praise them more if and when they beat Georgia.
6. Stanford-Would like to have them lower. But-without Jim they're just a team with an amazing QB-for now...
5. Oregon-LaMichael, Chip and Company will run the PAC-10. But will lose to the grass eater himself opening weekend.
4. LSU-Pending they beat the Mighty Ducks, I'll put them at number 1.
3. FSU-Look for the Seminole Chant to annoy the shit out of you by November.
2. Alabama-Really shows you how good of a coach Saban is.
1. OU-Does it really matter? Yes, they're amazing. They'll probably go undefeated. But they're not going to win a national championship. But they are the best team for a preseason ranking.
BCS Bowls
Rose Bowl-Oregon, Nebraska-This will be a great game. Nebraska out muscles Oregon.24-21
Fiesta-Notre Dame, Texas A&M. If OU goes the the ship, the Fiesta will take Texas A&M and be stuck with Notre Dame. Kelly begins his greatness. 31-28.
Orange-Pitt, FSU. The Noles stomp Pitt. 45-14.
Sugar Bowl-Alabama, Boise State. I think it'll be a Boise or TCU, or maybe even SDSU. But if a team comes out of the Mountain West undefeated, that team will land here. And if OU or LSU (spoiler) don't go undefeated that team will go to the NC.
Tide Rolls Boise. 42-21. Peterson still gets the USC job.
BCS National Championship-LSU, OU. Big Game Bob loses again, LSU wins 28-17.
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