Week 6 Recap. Blow Tide.
First off, my apologies to my five readers about my hiatus. I've simply been too lazy. It's hard for me to title this weeks post "Blow Tide" because Bama is still an incredible football team. They don't blow, they just "blew it" so think of it that way.
Top 10
1. Boise State-Can't believe I would ever put them there...Can't wait until they lose so I can have a caption that reads "Blue Balls"
2. TCU-The Purple People Eaters better start wowing the media and knock the teeth out of Air Force and Utah in the coming weeks or no hopes of leap frogging the Broncs.
3. Oregon-The team with more uniforms than a gay-Nazi play like how I wish I could have sex. Start slow, finish strong and run up the score.
4 Ohio State-The team everyone hates the most and no one wants to give any credit to. I mean who doesn't love mediocre football?
5. Nebraska-The Texas-Nebraska rivalry that seemed jucier than a Del Frisco porterhouse steak in July now seems as dry as your grandmas...(face).
6. Auburn-The team that could disprove this could be the first time in a while an SEC isn't in the title hunt for a long, long time. WAR EAGLE. Just kidding. That shits gay.
7. Oklahoma-Barely beat Air Force. Beat Texas by 8. They're THAT GOOD!!!
8. Alabama-Nick Saban's daughter topless (woof). That is all.
9. Utah-Getting even less attention than TCU. Could be a very sneak into the title hunt much like I sneak into Halo a 1:50 trolling for Freshman.
10. USC-Something clever about their "cock" mascot.
2. TCU-The Purple People Eaters better start wowing the media and knock the teeth out of Air Force and Utah in the coming weeks or no hopes of leap frogging the Broncs.
3. Oregon-The team with more uniforms than a gay-Nazi play like how I wish I could have sex. Start slow, finish strong and run up the score.
4 Ohio State-The team everyone hates the most and no one wants to give any credit to. I mean who doesn't love mediocre football?
5. Nebraska-The Texas-Nebraska rivalry that seemed jucier than a Del Frisco porterhouse steak in July now seems as dry as your grandmas...(face).
6. Auburn-The team that could disprove this could be the first time in a while an SEC isn't in the title hunt for a long, long time. WAR EAGLE. Just kidding. That shits gay.
7. Oklahoma-Barely beat Air Force. Beat Texas by 8. They're THAT GOOD!!!
8. Alabama-Nick Saban's daughter topless (woof). That is all.
9. Utah-Getting even less attention than TCU. Could be a very sneak into the title hunt much like I sneak into Halo a 1:50 trolling for Freshman.
10. USC-Something clever about their "cock" mascot.
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