West Virginia Hate

Brownie's Top Ten Things He'd Rather Do Than Go To West Virginia 

Brownie Halloween 2010. A+

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Marsh's Top Ten 

1. Let my kids trick-or-treat at the Sandusky residence 

2. Watch myself go feet first into a grinder 

3. Be the last person on the Human Centipede

4. Have Anna Kendrick file a restraining order one me

5.  Dress up as a donut in the AD-PI house

6. Pay for sex on Scary Berry 

7. Eat BLUU food of the bathroom floor in Moncrief 

8. Not have Christmas 

9. Watch any of those depressing Sarah McLachlan  commercials on repeat 

10. Admit that I love the tv show Girls

Top 5 Reasons to Hate West Virginia 

5. Morgantown 

A beautiful depiction of crippling depiction

Was this photo taken in the immediate years after the Vietnam War? Nope. Is this a picture from a depressing Bruce Springsteen video about a hard working steel laborer? Nope. That's 2012 Morgantown, baby! If you've ever seen Deerhunter, I'm pretty Morgantown is exactly like that.


4. Dana Holgorsen=Buffalo Bill.

Oh, wait? Was she a great big fat person?  

3. Did you know we like to party? Here's a video to show you we're cool and don't care our education has the value of an expired coupon. 

2.  Because You Feel Like You're Watching Deliverance

Squeal like a pig.

1. The Fans. 

Pretty much proves everything above. 

But here's one for good measure. Classy couple.