Rankings: Don't Worry, We're Depressed Too

I can't do my multiplication tables today. Oklahoma State tore my heart out and I've been hitting the bottle.  

Brownie's Real Top 10. 

1. Bama – yep.

2. K-State – The Great White Hope did it again, and I don’t see anyone who can challenge them for the Big 12 (10) title.

3. Oregon – I think The Flying V is still scoring somewhere.

4. Notre Dame - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPBkoIxdz_4

5. UGA – Just like that they are back in the race.

6. LSU – Overrated. Bama is gonna roll them.

7. Florida – Their defense is top 5. Their offense is bottom 5.

8. South Carolina – Our prayers go to Lattimore. He is an unbelievable talent, I hope he comes back healthy.

9. FSU – they are overrated but so many top 10 teams lost that they have to go up here.

10. Ohio State – Strictly to make Steen happy.

Heisman Race

(Louie) CK

Manti Teo

Kenjon Barner

Everyone else

Marsh's Top Ten 

1. Alabama-If this is news, you've been living under a rock. Or in North Korea. 

2. Oregon-When you put up numbers like Jessica Simpson's recent trips to McDonald's...you gotta be number 2. 

3. K-State-Optimus Klein will keep the Heisman in the Big 12 and hopefully get it to a National Championship. 

4. Notre Dame-For some reason, I actually really like this team. 

5. UGA-The Dawgs are thinking about letting the women of Iowa State have their nickname. Woof. 

6. LSU-The rematch of the most mediocre and over hyped game this weekend. Look for a high murder, count, teabags, and one boring ass game. 

7. Florida-The Swamp. One's in Gainesville. The other's in Lindsay Lohan's pants. 

8. Ohio State-Steen is King. 

Ohio State Linebacker? Nah. Just a God among men.
He's got the hair though. 

9. South Carolina-Love me some Marcus. Everyone's prayers and kind words prove what a class act this guy is. If YHTS can't say anything bad, you're probably a pretty damn good guy. 

10. Louisville-Mainly didn't want to put FSU in here. Their BCS game is gonna go about as well as a teacher dressing up as Sandusky for Halloween though. Good luck to the pride of the Big East.

Heisman

1. Klein-When you only have a defensive player to beat, it's pretty much a lock. 

2. Te'o-I wonder how much he gets lei'd. 

Honey Badger: Good times never seemed so good (so good, so good)

3. Honey Badger-He got screwed last year, but I think this is his year.