Marsh's Reason's To Hate Tech.

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10. Lubbock 

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A true beauty 

There are a lot of reasons to hate Tech and this dusty wasteland pictured above is a great way to kick off the list. The irony of Lubbock is that it's constantly dry, unlike 99% of the female student body. The coincidence however, is that it's absolutely filthy.  

Sure you can have your fun and drink yourself to death to ease the crippling depression around you. But if it were me I'd take my laptop and an 18 pack and go live in a dumpster while taking University of Phoenix courses. I'm pretty sure the experience would be the same. 

9. The Red Raider

Granted, the current SuperFrog isn't exactly the coolest cat on the block. It kinda looks like a drunk Japanese kid's anime version of a Horned Frog. But given that, it's much better than looking like a sexually confused Lone Ranger. 

8. Seth Doege and Other System Quarterbacks 

It's actually really hard to hate on Doege. Not because I don't hate him...because I do. But he's a pretty normal looking guy so finding a goofy picture was not doable. But based on people like Graham Harrell, BJ Symons, and Kliff Kingsbury, I can say that Juan Sanfelippo has a better shot at being a starting quarterback in the NFL.  

7. The Other Brandon Carter

Juggalos 4 Lyfe.

People may have hated Casey the Snowman's tattoos, but I'm pretty sure if anyone ever showed up like this at TCU, their bags would be sitting on the Moncrief sidewalk within the hour. I'm not even sure what Carter was trying to do with this look. If we was going for a roided out Slikpnot fan---then mission accomplished. Whatever it was---he looks like a clown and should be treated like such.

6. Visits to this Guy 

You know you're women are classy when you have you're own special name for the clap and other assorted STDs.

5.  The douchebag from CSI Went There 

4. Guns Up. 

"Mine's Bigger"-Leach

Granted (again) ours can kind of looks like a hippie with arthritis trying to give a peace sign---but anything's better than the international symbol for "Loser". Or the trick you learn in 7th grade for measuring your cock. 

It's been said numerous times but I'll say it again---Can't getcha grades up, getcha guns up. 

3. Their Colors. 

They share Valtrex. 

Away from each other both black and red can be quite pleasing. But together they remind me of a cheap hooker on Bourbon street. It's a very slutty and lusty combination, something most girls only bring out on Halloween. But not at Tech. Every Saturday is slutty Halloween. Wreck 'em. 

2.  The Bell Ringer. 

This is actually more of a reason to laugh then to hate. 

1. Their Fans. 

Maybe it's being in the desert that makes them so out of touch with reality. Maybe it's realizing they are the mediocre of the mediocre. Maybe it's realizing that 17 trips to the Health Center is a little much. Either way they are a delusional fan base. Confidence has also been there death sentence in the past, so keep it up Tech. Marsh loves it.