Week 3 Recap. "Kick Start My Heart"


Though I wish him a speedy recovery, Mark DAntonio sure did a new meaning to the word "Heartbreak" Saturday. What was even weirder is that he WON the game. Why not ol' Bryan Kelly? Or even more important how did Charlie Weiss never have this problem? He was a Big Mac away from having his own orbit. (That's mean).

Top Ten Overview

1.Alabama-Ingram did what John Travolta has still not done...he came out. Well, not in that way. But he did run over a bunch of guys (Something ol' John Boy has for sure done) and made a fool out of Duke. Gotta love the powerhouse ACC.

2. Ohio State-Is Pryor part of NWA now. His haircut is truly "Straight Outta Compton" Oh yeah, they won too.

3. TCU and Boise-I still have them tied, and should have them back to normal rankings after this weekend when Boise plays Oregon State. This will likely be the game that will decide which (and if) and Non-AQ team will play for a title. Though Boise could lose a weird one like Nevada, Utah State or Fresno.

5. Oregon-They've been scoring like Sasha Grey's backside as of late. But also like Sash, they have quite the load(s) to carry over the next few months.

6. Nebraska-Sasha really likes Bo's Nebraska (cream) Corn Huskers.

7. Arkansas-A scary "sleeper" in the SEC, but I see them losing down the road.

8. The University of Texas at Austin-While the defense is sexy, Gilbert, like McCoy will struggle down the road. Especially playing Lincoln and at the Cotton Bowl, which are both in October. Remember the Alamo (Bowl)?

Oklahoma-Is the MWC proving that they can compete against Big 12, or is OU really this flaky. Stay tuned. Especially you, Rhett Bohmer.

10. Florida-Not even ten Hail Marys will bring the Holy One Back, who like Mary, is still a virgin.


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